Thursday, November 27, 2008

Life Of A Grasshopper And A Fallen Angel

I haven't write a blog for a long time.. I am currently too tired to write long stories about me and stuff... So instead, I will just write down a short self invented story of mine just for fun..

Life Of A Grasshopper

There is this one male grasshopper which always likes to jump around all over the place almost all of the time.. It basically excites him whenever he jumps as he will not think of anything aside from the enjoyment of jumping around itself.. Nothing else managed to catch his full attention and nothing else can stop him from jumping around.. Until one day.. As usual, he was jumping around all over the place and it was then that he encountered a hole in the middle of the road.. It was quite deep and it was quite big... Usually, he would just jump around elsewhere as he ignores the fact that the hole was even there.. But, this time it was different.. Something managed to catch his very attention when he accidentally examined what was in the hole.. It was something.. Glowing like a light but at the same time glowing weakly as if it would go out at any time.. Out of curiosity, he examined the glowing light even further..

It was then that he noticed that it was actually an angel who was emitting the glowing light. It was actually an angel that was in that very hole.. For the first time in the grasshopper's very life, he was mesmerized.. Due to the beauty which the angel carries.. He was stunned, surprised, amazed! From above, he could not help but to gaze towards the angel as time passes by.. He briefly analyzed the hole, it was quite deep.. If he were to jump into it, he will not be able to get out with the strength of his jump alone.. He requires the ability which only his wings provide.. The ability to "fly"..

Clearly knowing such facts, the grasshopper bravely jumped down to take a closer look towards this broken angel.. The angel was beautiful, mesmerizing and perfect.. But yet, she was very fragile... She always think negatively about herself. She was in a very sad situation, her wings show no sign of strength to enable her to fly away from the hole whatsoever..She is more like a flower in the middle of the dessert, surrounded by sand and cactus.. By comparing herself to others around her such as the cactus, the flower felt very2 ugly as it does not share the thorny characteristics which the cactus carry. By thinking so, she does not actually realize how special she really really is...

The grasshopper fell in love with the angel and have sworn to do everything in his power to make her happy.. He tried to talk with her.. Tried to comfort her.. Tried to make her happy.. Tried to make her laugh.. As time passes by, the broken angel started to smile.. Started to become stronger.. Started to think more positively.. Started to become better.. But at the same time, it weakens the grasshopper dearly.. As he knows that the angel will have to fly away to heaven as soon as she is strong enough to flap her wings and fly away.

He was trapped in a situation he could not overcome.. If he were to help the angel by comforting her so that she could return to heaven. His love for her will increase as he does so and it would basically hurt him even more when the day of her depart to heaven, comes.. But if he were to just basically ignore her in order to avoid breaking his own heart due to his blind love for her alone, she will remain in such sad position.. And such action is totally unacceptable in every way possible..

So, in the end.. He encouraged her, supported her, until one day.. The angel was strong enough to fly away to heaven.. She was so happy, and that is all that matters.. And what becomes to the grasshopper? The grasshopper was incredibly hurt by the fact that he is now all alone.. That his love will never be completed.. That his life has lost his meaning.. In the end, the grasshopper became so sad that he lost his strength to "fly" out of the hole.. Let alone jump out of the hole...

.........What became of the grasshopper? The answer for that... I do not yet know..

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Mad Tv Is Damn Funny

I can't believe I just noticed its presence in youtube.. It is basically stories about all the silly jokes you never get to see in Malaysian Tv shows.. You see, Mad Tv contains almost all kinds of parody of all kinds of tv shows.. Heroes, High Scool Musical 3, Desperate Housewives, Powerslut girls, Halo 3, sesame street, you name it.. Other than parody, it also contains all the other stupid jokes as well.. About Macdonald, Dominos Pizza, etc.. For example, I've been watching these 3 videos of Mad Tv..
This video is one of the 3 videos I was talking about.. It is basically about two people who are about to start a fight.. In the end, it turned out to be something really plain sick and wrong.. Haha, wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so I suppose you try checking it out for yourself..
Ok, the other two videos on top of this very message is basically the other video I was talking about. It is basically about a person asking for a girl's number in a very funny way!! I mean, irritating way!! You have to watch it to really understand it, its good stuff!! The two vids are basically about the same thing, but the storyline and the chicks in the video are different.. One happened in a theater and the other happened in the restaurant.. Both are damn hillarious..

Ok, do check out the videos.. Meanwhile, I will be checking out the other funny vids that Mad Tv has to offer..

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Bad Dreams... Bad Sign?

For the past 2 weeks, I've been having 7 dreams which I find uneasy lately.. All the 7 dreams are basically about exams.. In all of those dreams, in the end it will turn out that I forgot to attend to my exam.. Woot!!!? Why? Why? Why?? 7 different dreams which happened in a very similar way within the past 2 weeks.. Could it be a bad sign or something? I certainly hope NOT..

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Acap Can Play Guitar Hero

Yesterday, I decided to hang out with Ali as he will be going back to Perlis tomorrow. So, yesterday night Siddiq and Acap hung out at my house. After hours has passed by, Ali was still not back from Damansara. Siddiq was a Momma's boy, so he wanted to go back and just skip that night's activity. But before that, he wanted to eat at Bistro first. So we went there and ate. As we ate, we were watching this stupid story entitled D.O.A which was basically utterly stupid. So after that, we went back to my house. Siddiq was stupid enough to assume that Acap will send him home with his motorcycle.. But that obviously did not happen as Acap was too lazy to do so. Eventhough Siddiq gave a number of lame excuses that he should go back home, his request was basically declined by Acap.

Acap was basically kind enough to offer Siddiq a ride home.. But with such offer, comes a certain requirements as well.. Siddiq was to basically sing a song from the very start to the very end or imitate the voice of a kitten 100% similar. But Siddiq did not do so, so he was not offered a ride home.. Ali then arrived as we then head towards 15 to hang out. There, Siddiq was getting emo because he was not able to go home. After about half an hour.. Oh yeah, it was already 1.50am or something.. Then Acap sent Siddiq home as we wait for Acap to return at 15.. After Acap returned, we hung out and spoke about many stupid thing that were funny, mostly about the past. Then Ali sent me home as I invited Acap to hang out at my house..

So, we reached my house.. It was already almost 4am or something.. I then asked Acap to try out his reaction time by playing Guitar Hero.. Amazingly, he managed to beat me once.. Pure LUCK I would say! As time passes by, it was already past 6am.. Then we went up to check out the computer to see whether there was anything interesting or not. Then we watched Sabree's videos.. The breakdancing ones.. Also we watched Nazirul Hafiy as well.. Too bad out of all the videos we watched, none contained any tricking. Only one flip was seen which was Sabree's webster. Tired to actually scan through all the other videos for flips, we then did not do so.. We also read about Abudi's post which was about the good old times.. I though I was the only one who likes to write things in detail and in a very long form. It turns out that Abudi is starting to do the same thing as well. So gay~! Haha

Then Acap went home.. Oh yeah, now I have a new nickname for Acap!! From now on I will call him the "BFD".. The boyfriend derhaka~! Hahaha..

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Secret Recipe Of Doom

I was sleeping when I heard my phone rang which basically woke me up.. I checked my phone as I noticed a miss call and an sms from Irsyad asking whether I already ate or not. I went to my computer and opened my Yahoo Messenger. I noticed that he sent me a message there as well. I then communicated with him through YM asking what his real intention was. It turned out that Maria invited him to eat outside with her sister (Not the attractive hot sister I was talking about in my previous blog, she was another one). So, Irsyad invited me to come as well.. At first, I asked him where were we going to eat.. He said he doesn't know as it was still undecided yet. Both of us decided to eat simple food as we already ate previously that day so money was not a problem. Then, suddenly it was decided that we were going to eat at Secret Recipe near Billion due to her sister's decision.. I was like, OMG!! This girl has a very high taste in food!! I then thought to myself, "Eat at the Mamak stall only la!! Aiyo, why so expensive one~!!"... To make the story simple, I then asked him when will he fetch me up. He then said "Lg 3 minit..".. I was like..... WOOT~!!

Ok! So we then went to the Secret Recipe.. At first we were like "Where the hell is this stupid Secret Recipe??".. But we found it afterward anyway.. So, we parked the car and walked towards the shop.. From outside, we already noticed Maria and her sister sitting inside..But wait, they were also with their other two brothers as well.. That was not part of the plan.. Irsyad opened the entrance door half-way as he told me to get inside first as he was embarrassed with himself.. Why? Well, Maria already read his blog, mine and Acap's as well.. So, she basically knows that Irsyad loves this girl like hell and all the other negative things said in the blogs about her sisters' boyfriend.. So, we then entered anyway..

As we sat down, her sister has this weird smile as she looked towards Irsyad.. Firstly, I thought that she knew about my blog which basically said that her boyfriend was fat and ugly (FUGLY!!).. But after we went home, it was then that we knew that she did not know anything about my blog.. But she knew about Irsyad's blog which basically contains negative facts which states that her boyfriend was fugly.. Haha.. But we still did not know of such fact when we were still eating with her at Secret Recipe..

Irsyad only brought RM10 with him as he confidently thought that it was enough to cover the cost of the food he will be eating.. So, both of us opened the menu as we were rendered silence by the fact that the prices were much higher that we expected.. Almost all of them cost around 2 digits.. Wow, and here Irsyad thought that his money was sufficient.. The water alone cost us about RM4~7... The food was like RM13.50.. So, provided with such information.. We only smiled in silence as we looked at ourselves.. Luckily I brought enough money to cover for the both of us, but still.. It was EXPENSIVE!!

We ordered a meal which contains a burger and some fries in it.. It cost us RM13.50 for that nonsense.. We also ordered a glass of carbonated water which was Pepsi.. It cost us RM4 each.. We looked at the glass of carbonated water which was on the table as we think to ourselves.. "This glass of water cost me RM4.. Are all the people in this vicinity on drugs or something!?".. Not to mention that the burger we ate was very hard to eat!! We had to chew many times over before we can actually swallow it.. It was like eating raw meat!! I can't believe they charged us highly with such nonsense!! Not to mention that it was quite not worth it as Irsyad was unable to talk with Maria freely due to the presence of her two other brothers..

So, I then decided to go pay for the food.. But guess what? Maria's sister already paid for us!! WOOOT~!! It basically cost her more than RM35!! I can't believe it. Not to mention that we felt bad as we said bad things about her boyfriend but yet she still paid for us....

But who am I to give any comments on what she did? All I know is that I should be grateful as such action of hers saved a lot of my money!! Weeee~!!

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

A Man Who Ate Mushroom Soup And Danced In The Rain

Is it possible that you guys are wondering what I am babbling about? Do not worry as I shall explain to you all in this very blog of mine.. It is basically a story which I wrote down in an essay during I was in form 5.. If I am not mistaken.. I was doing my History paper for SPM Trial Examination in the class. It was just a trial exam so I did not take it seriously. I did not remember how long the paper took before it actually ended, but I still remembered that I had extra 40 minutes when I was done with my paper.. I was bored as I slowly figure out what I should actually do to past the time.. I took out one of the many papers of mine which was supposed to be used for answering essays in exam.. I started to draw whatever came out of my mind.. It was then that I started thinking, "Holyshit, what will the others think if they were to saw me drawing bullshits during my trial exam?".. So then I threw it away as I grabbed another piece of paper to waste time by writing instead.. At least even if I were seen by others, they would think that I was answering my History paper.. Yes, I am so cool..

So, then I instantly started writing whatever came out of my mind continuously without thinking in the first place.. I ended writing the essay exactly at the same time I had to pass up my History paper. I find it quite funny as I would never had thought that the thing I wrote continuously without thinking would turn out to be an essay which have a beginning and an ending.. The essay is basically totally crap and bull to the shit.. But I just wanted to bring it up as it brings back the memories that I encountered during school.. If I were to actually name the essay, I would name it "A Day Without Interaction Which Managed To Change A Person's Life". The story of the essay goes like this..

A new day approaches as the sun appear and gave warmth to life. The light which it brings like no other awoke everyone from their slumber to signal the arrival of a new day which may bring both happiness and despair they yet known to discover. In a very small house located somewhere within a forest away from society, there lies a boy who lived alone without anyone to accompany him. He was sleeping in his room when a ray of light made its way through the window which finally reached his eyes. He opened his eyes as he slowly blocked the light with his right hand. He noticed that it was already morning as he sensed the birds of the forest were singing in a beautiful melody which they alone are able to comprehend. He gazed upon the ceiling as he was lying on the bed. He noticed a dirty spot on the ceiling and spent quite some time figuring out what it actually was. It was not long after that he decided to take another snooze before waking up.

The second time he woke up, he quickly sat on the bed and spent even more time gathering the motivation to actually get up from the bed and proceed into the toilet. After five minutes or so, he finally went into the toilet and stopped by at his sink in front of a mirror. He watched the reflection which the mirror portrayed as he ask himself what kind of person he has become. Irritated, he quickly went down stairs to grab something to eat. He looked around and noticed a bowl of mushroom soup which he left exposed and untouched on the table for two weeks straight. He examine it as he slowly realize that it was no longer suitable to be eaten. Due to his current mood of laziness and boredom, he decided to consume it anyway. Surprisingly, it does not taste as bad as he imagined it would be. He then decided to take another snooze as time quickly passes by.

Suddenly, he awoke from his slumber as he felt something was wrong with his stomach. His stomach was basically in agonizing pain, most likely due to the mushroom soup he previously consumed. But weirdly enough, he found it amusing as he tried to endure and challenge the pain. It is most likely that his life was overwhelmed with boredom that he managed to become so abnormal. The amazing part is that he managed to suppress the pain with his endurance alone as time passes by. He looked outside and noticed that it was already evening. He also noticed that the sky was covered with dark clouds. Obviously it was going to rain heavily that day.

He went outside as he felt the wind blew towards him. He looked at the sky as the first rain droplet fell towards him. It was then accompanied by another and another which then was accompanied by countless other rain droplets. The rain slowly started to come down heavily as he stood there while closing his eyes. It was then that he started to hear the sound of thunder which came from afar. Again and again the sound of thunder was heard as his facial expression slowly began to change. From a moment of peace, he suddenly became angry. He cursed the god for making his life so miserable. Unafraid by the sound of thunder, he continued to curse everything around him. He ran forward while screaming as hard as he could in anger under the heavy rain accompanied by thunder.

It was not long before he tripped and fell miserably towards the ground. As he was lying down, he faced towards the sky as his anger slowly changed to sadness. He began to cry in tears as he remember the event he encountered in the past. His parents died and left him all alone due to a disease which cannot be cured by any doctor, any medicines nor any method. They left him alone to face the cruelty of life in his very young age. He suddenly laughed as hard as he could as he was still crying under the heavy rain. He cursed the god and told him to laugh at the very state he was in. He wondered why the god left him with the very cruel state he was in.

It was then that his tears began to stop. It was then that the rain began to fade. It was then that he began to feel calm. It was then that the sun began to appear. It was then that the warmth of the light approached him. It was then that it finally struck him.. It was then that he knew that he should keep on living.. That he should not blame anyone for the current state he was unfortunately in.. That he should stand up and face the challenge that life have in stored for him.. That he should become stronger to live and endure the struggle in life he has on earth.. To overcome his weaknesses and overcome his grieve.. And to finally understand what it means to live..

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