Sunday, October 11, 2009

Amir Have Gay Fans On Myspace? Me 2!

Yeah.. This is the worst one yet.. In case he changed his default picture by the time u guys are looking at this, it is his naked picture lying on the bad displaying all the way from his neck to this legs to display his buttocks.. Named BOTTOM MAN... I bet u guys are imagining what that name means by now..

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Arinah Rozhan

Arinah Rozhan

You know something? I usually have this sudden burst of energy whenever I do freerunning in a crowd or in front of spectators.. I call this "Attention-Whoring-Sudden-Burst-Of-Energy"... Fellow tracheurs.. I bet you have been bombarded with sickening-irritating-stupid questions such as "Dude, why do u climb the walls and jump all around?".. Well, why do people run all over the field just to kick a single ball shared by 20 other people in a game and tournament that last about an hour? Why do people bounce balls back and forth rubbing their body against each other just to run from one point to another and throw em in a loop? Or why do people study martial arts such as "Silat" although they face 99% of not being able to use them as self-defense in real life? Why don't you look in the mirror and ask yourself why you ask that stupid question in the first place? Or another irritating questions such "Dude, are u not afraid of doing this stuff? What if u fall down and break ur neck? Isn't that pointless".. Well dude, rather than simply arguing back by saying that other sports have the same yet more frequent injury than parkour, I will simply say "I rather do this with such risk, rather than staying as I am not improving my body capabilities to become a weak fat unskillful individual with no achievements whatsoever as such as u.."..

Well, the purpose that I mention all those questions above is that I wish to ask you another question that is quite sad for many tracheurs to answer.. Do Parkour Help You To Get Chicks? =(
Yeah, its very sad for us to answer that question, because either we are being humble or honest, the answer is still the same.. Which is "no" or "I dunno"... I believe that doing Parkour does not help u get a chick, thus it is does not make u into "chick magnet". For example, the way I am with my girlfriend Arinah. I have no intention whatsoever to talk about parkour or to even show her me doing it. Its not that I am seperating my life as a tracheur between me and her, its just that I find the topic parkour as something that irrelevant between me and her. Intention of boasting or showing off does not exist whatsoever, well, unless if dudes that have unserious relationships, yeah maybe they try to impress the chick by speaking about parkour and stuff. But mine is serious, so no need to do so =P. Anyways, the sudden-burst-of-energy that I usually have when I have a spectator does NOT OCCUR when I am in front of Arinah.. There is 2 explanations for this.. First, I have no intention of impressing her or whatsoever.. Secondly, there is 2 types of people in this world.. For example.. When we go to a circus.. Those people do all the sick tricks that is impossible for normal people.. Such as 10 person doing a triple backflip on concrete precisely landed on a chair and stuff.. Now.. For the person type no 1, they will think "OMG!! How did he jump that high and landed on that chair!? That is serious shit!".. For the person type no 2, they will think "Wow, I love it when those people do those acrobatics in a synchronized manner, so nice :D".. Arinah is type no 2 =P.. *same goes for my brother alif and sister". *The type who are not amazed by flips difficulty and stuff".

But naturally, of course she would like me to share my pakour side of life as well. She will ask me "Nak tgk Ama lompat! Nk tgk! Lompat2! Lompat3!" then I will try to avoid by doing a simple normal jump and said "Dah lompat dah haaa". then she will say "alaaa, yg pusing2 tu, nk tgk nk tgk nk tgk~" Then I will say "Xyah la, bwat ape, letih~" Sometimes she managed to persuade me, but most of the time I didnt want to do it =P. Ok, here is where I want to prove that parkour is NOT a chick-magnet.. There I am, preparing my self to do a flip in front of her as she waited to see.. Then I did a FLASHKICK!!! I watched at her to see her response/facial expressions.. She only stood still.. This is the interesting part.. Her eyes were in a manner that expected me to do more, as if the flashkick was simply just a warm up or an opening for my other flips.. I was like, owh no, do I have to do combos? I was actually just planning to show her the flashkick only. Then I said "Dah2, xmau bwat, Arinah bukan jenis ske tgk pun benda2 cmnie". Then she will say "alaaa, nak tgk2, bwat lagiiii". But then I refused =P. Well, she is the type of person who most probably would only look at combos. Even if you do a btwist, atwist, corksrew, that doesnt matter, what matters is the length of time the skill is performed. So yeah, parkour is NOT a chick magnet and it does NOT help u get chicks..

Anyways, I am very2 glad that she is not interested or amazed with parkour.. Because this way, I know that she loves me for who I really am.. So cool eh? I know I know.. I'm the luckiest person, because I receive what I myself do not deserve in the first place. Gaining something that is extremely in value compared to my actual value. Chinese people would most probably say "Haiyaaa.. Manyaaaaaaaak untung meh!!". XD


4 Russians, 1 Wrestler, 1 Do Flips

Yesterday, as I was online using my girlfriend's broadband *wee~! she has wireless back at home*, my roomate entered my room and said...

Qarem: Rugi dowh kau x pegi stadium tadi...
Ammar: Asal ah?
Qarem: Tadi ade orang lompat2 cam kau buat show.
Ammar: Lompat2 cam aku?
Qarem: Lompat2 cam kau la, diorang dekat tempat panjat2 dekat stadium tu.
Ammar: Ye ke? Kat tempat panjat2 tu? Diorang lompat cmne? *Bodo gak soalan aku nie*
Qarem: Kau tgk ar, diorang baru je start tadi.
Ammar: Owh, dah habis la tu kowt. Penat dowh lompat2...
*Spent some time thinking to myself.. Examine my empty wallet...*
Ammar: On second thought, aku gerak je la. Nak keluar kan duit skali.
Qarem: Kau nak beli makanan ke?
Ammar: Nak keluar tgk diorang, sbb nk keluarkan duit skali.
*Took my other roomate's motorcycle key named Sufi... Vroom Vrooooom~*

I went to the stadium and saw 4 foreigners gathering on grass.. I dunno why, but there is always something that manages to guide us in being able to distinct normal people and those who do flips.. Its like an unconscious guide that we have installed in our brain.. Well for example, they were standing on grass, and emmm... Dunno, their style I think? But I immediately knew it was them. So when I was about to park the vehicle, I saw one of the dude did a roundoff.. So I thought to myself, owh3! I hope they have some sick tricks! I then entered and sat in a corner stalking them *exactly the same way newbie tracheurs always do when they want to join in but are embarrassed to do so..usually they do some skills to attract our attentions so that we will come to them.. But I just sat there watching..* I was sitting there as I await them to do something.. Suddenly this dude did this some sort of an attempt to do an aerial or btwist launching.. So I was like, this is it!! He is going to do a btwist or aerial twist! Weee~! BUT!! Suddenly!! He did something more AMAZING and UNBELIEVABLE to my innocent EYES!! He gauge the distance from a far.. Started running.. Then did a roundoff to DOUBLE BACK-FLIP!! I was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?? His friends applaused, as he returned to his previous position and did a roundoff to DOUBLE or TRIPLE BACKFULL!! It was TOO FAST I can barely count!! So then I approached them and tried to speak with them out of awe and amazement! Turns out that they cant speak English, but luckily one of them know how, but terrible though, its as if their English level is the same as Acap's Arabic level *cause my Arabic level is way worst*.I managed to communicate a bit with them.. Their names were Muhammad, Yusof, and the other two I forgot already..The one who did the sick tricks was a muscular dude, like a wrestler. Apparently, he IS a wrestler. So, I tried to ask them their training schedule so that I can observe them more. But it was so hard for the dude to comprehend my English, so I prevented my self from proceeding further...

The other 2 dudes are FUCKING SKILLFULL I tell you!! They are like both Sabree and Abudi combined! The other one dude was holding a HUGE DAMN LOOKING EXPENSIVE MODERN CAMERA while recording them!!!:O!!!! Well, sorry to disappoint u guys, but I made that all up! Muahaha! Double backflip, double/triple backfull, lies~! Just wanted to get you guys all excited for nothing, muahaha! Well, actually, the muscular dude only did a roundoff to backflip... And a backflip.. And a J-turn with both legs close to one another like Irsyad's J-turn.. The other two dudes? They only did a cartwheel and roundoff.. The camera guy dude? Owh, he recorded them using his handphone.. =P.

So, as I were talking to them, I told them that I do Parkour..They had no idea what the hell that is.. Poor Russia.. Then they told me to show them what I can do. So, I just did a simple J-turn, backflip, flashkick, sideflip, roundoff backflip.. And the dudes were saying "MasyaAllah.." After that, I see that there was no point for me to go through all the trouble of gaining their contact number and stuff as it was naturally hard for me to communicate with them in the first place.. So I simply said bye2~! Then went to the ATM to get some cash..

4 Russian dudes.. They believe that we Malaysians do not know what Wrestling is... Lol.. I wonder what is their point of view towards this country to such an extent think that we do not know what wrestling is.. =S..