Real Life Scary Story...

This scary shit is for real...

It happened 30 minutes earlier... When I was in... The TOILET...

I was preparing to take a bath...

I took of my clothes...

I put them aside...

I felt something was... STRANGE..

But I thought it was only a mere imagination of mine..

So I turned on the shower..

It was then..

That I saw...

A black figure...

At the very corner of my EYES...

I LOOKED TOWARD IT'S DIRECTION...

THEN IT WAS THEN THAT I SAW...

IT WAS THEN THAT I REALISED...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My hair is so very long, wow, I could even see it at the very corner of my eyes. I think I should get a hair cut now. :)

Paras|te|sAnEx|stence

Shuffle Is The Coolest!

Lately in UIA I've learned about stereotyping n bias n etc... Could it be that I am disgusted by shufflers because of these reasons? Could it? As a scientist, there are various research process in which we have to go through to determine the answer to a certain problem.. Which is identifying the problem, form a hypothesis, prepare the research method, perform the research method and collect the data for analysis, make a conclusion... Therefore, I would like to try a little experiment... Which is by trying to write a post about shuffle in a way that I love it...

Analyze The Problem - Shuffle is noobish and it sickens me... But why many shufllers if its true?
Form A Hypothesis -Maybe because I am bias/stereotyping it.
Research Method - Try looking at it in a shuffler's point of view and try to love it as much as possible through promoting it in each and every aspect possible.

Now.. To perform the research method...

Ok!!! Guys guys guys... I know u guys hate shufflers... But this should stop... Shuffle is not that bad, its actually cool! Why? Well, if it isn't then why is it famous and are practiced by many? The essence for shuffle is basically stomping movements along with music.. Can't u guys see? Its fun! At first you guys might find a problem to go along with the music as u guys are having problems to do the steps smoothly, but this comes along easily if u guys were to only practice! During our pk vid in the breakfast tv show x-gen something if Im not mistaken where our show was basically combined with shufflers, there was this one dude saying "Shuffle nie best... Sbb die SNG SGT!! SNG3 SGT!! SUME ORG BOLEH BUAT!". That coming from a fellow shufflers, I believe it is true... Not that it is only fun and easy to make, it is universal as everyone can do em! This can simply create a shufflers' community very easily. This is whats important don't u guys think? UNITY!! People can now all share the same interest and enjoy themselves along with the music.. People will not feel left out... This is... Unity!

Shuffle involves movement, rapid movements in the same position over and over again. Its good due to the fact that it can be done almost anywhere, u name it! Plus, rapid movements will make us produce sweat, which will basically remove excess toxins on our body, which will make us healthy, which is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD... I know u guys think it is unskillful and such.. But hey, shuffle involves stages in which we have to go through and this stages can determine our skill level in this area. There is this stomping side to side... Twist while stomping.. Move hands while doing so (at this stage u will look natural doing so).. twist cap... then there is the shuffling using knee and etc... Not to mention that there are various types of shuffle, the most famous in malaysia is hardstyle thingy, because it is GOOD! U guys can express urself to everyone by doing so, believe me..

Analyzing And Collecting Data.....
Loading....
Making conclusion....
Conclusion Made......
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SHUFFLE SUCKS TO THE ASS!!

Whaaaa!? This is officially true now! I tried being un-bias but even doing so it is impossible to promote shuffle! Yeah, I tried to promote it by saying its good and stuff. GOOD!? WHY!? To express yourselves at the side of the road with loud musics along with ugly outfits which makes u look like trash when ur sweaty? UNITY!? Woot!? Unity in a way that it unites bot male and female together to an extent that they steal away girl's virginity at an early age!? Stomping the ground over and over again to an extent that they feel superior doing so!? WTF! That is effing lame! NOOBS!! Getting into LRT with those outfit of their flirting with stupid ugly chicks that give away their virginity because they are into shuffle as well which basically sickens the eyes of older people in the LRT itself! Not only is it LAME, UGLY, WASTE OF ENERGY because it only produces sweat and does not IMPROVE BODY CAPABILITIES NOR STRENGTH, PROMOTES STUPIDITY AMONG THEMSELVES, and worst of all, KILLING AWAY OUR CULTURE!

There are simply too many negative facts in which Shuffle possess, therefore they all should drink Toxic and shuffle themselves to death.

Conclusion - People practice them because they are lame and idiots.
Conclusion APPROVED.

To Fellow Shufflers - Huh? Woot? Ur not satisfied with my research? I'm a university student from International Islamic University Of Malaysia and it is my subject's specialty to do research. Now take that and stab urselves to death..

Paras|teIsAnEx|stence

Amir Have Gay Fans On Myspace? Me 2!

http://www.myspace.com/418514576

Yeah.. This is the worst one yet.. In case he changed his default picture by the time u guys are looking at this, it is his naked picture lying on the bad displaying all the way from his neck to this legs to display his buttocks.. Named BOTTOM MAN... I bet u guys are imagining what that name means by now..

Arinah Rozhan

Arinah Rozhan

You know something? I usually have this sudden burst of energy whenever I do freerunning in a crowd or in front of spectators.. I call this "Attention-Whoring-Sudden-Burst-Of-Energy"... Fellow tracheurs.. I bet you have been bombarded with sickening-irritating-stupid questions such as "Dude, why do u climb the walls and jump all around?".. Well, why do people run all over the field just to kick a single ball shared by 20 other people in a game and tournament that last about an hour? Why do people bounce balls back and forth rubbing their body against each other just to run from one point to another and throw em in a loop? Or why do people study martial arts such as "Silat" although they face 99% of not being able to use them as self-defense in real life? Why don't you look in the mirror and ask yourself why you ask that stupid question in the first place? Or another irritating questions such "Dude, are u not afraid of doing this stuff? What if u fall down and break ur neck? Isn't that pointless".. Well dude, rather than simply arguing back by saying that other sports have the same yet more frequent injury than parkour, I will simply say "I rather do this with such risk, rather than staying as I am not improving my body capabilities to become a weak fat unskillful individual with no achievements whatsoever as such as u.."..

Well, the purpose that I mention all those questions above is that I wish to ask you another question that is quite sad for many tracheurs to answer.. Do Parkour Help You To Get Chicks? =(
Yeah, its very sad for us to answer that question, because either we are being humble or honest, the answer is still the same.. Which is "no" or "I dunno"... I believe that doing Parkour does not help u get a chick, thus it is does not make u into "chick magnet". For example, the way I am with my girlfriend Arinah. I have no intention whatsoever to talk about parkour or to even show her me doing it. Its not that I am seperating my life as a tracheur between me and her, its just that I find the topic parkour as something that irrelevant between me and her. Intention of boasting or showing off does not exist whatsoever, well, unless if dudes that have unserious relationships, yeah maybe they try to impress the chick by speaking about parkour and stuff. But mine is serious, so no need to do so =P. Anyways, the sudden-burst-of-energy that I usually have when I have a spectator does NOT OCCUR when I am in front of Arinah.. There is 2 explanations for this.. First, I have no intention of impressing her or whatsoever.. Secondly, there is 2 types of people in this world.. For example.. When we go to a circus.. Those people do all the sick tricks that is impossible for normal people.. Such as 10 person doing a triple backflip on concrete precisely landed on a chair and stuff.. Now.. For the person type no 1, they will think "OMG!! How did he jump that high and landed on that chair!? That is serious shit!".. For the person type no 2, they will think "Wow, I love it when those people do those acrobatics in a synchronized manner, so nice :D".. Arinah is type no 2 =P.. *same goes for my brother alif and sister". *The type who are not amazed by flips difficulty and stuff".

But naturally, of course she would like me to share my pakour side of life as well. She will ask me "Nak tgk Ama lompat! Nk tgk! Lompat2! Lompat3!" then I will try to avoid by doing a simple normal jump and said "Dah lompat dah haaa". then she will say "alaaa, yg pusing2 tu, nk tgk nk tgk nk tgk~" Then I will say "Xyah la, bwat ape, letih~" Sometimes she managed to persuade me, but most of the time I didnt want to do it =P. Ok, here is where I want to prove that parkour is NOT a chick-magnet.. There I am, preparing my self to do a flip in front of her as she waited to see.. Then I did a FLASHKICK!!! I watched at her to see her response/facial expressions.. She only stood still.. This is the interesting part.. Her eyes were in a manner that expected me to do more, as if the flashkick was simply just a warm up or an opening for my other flips.. I was like, owh no, do I have to do combos? I was actually just planning to show her the flashkick only. Then I said "Dah2, xmau bwat, Arinah bukan jenis ske tgk pun benda2 cmnie". Then she will say "alaaa, nak tgk2, bwat lagiiii". But then I refused =P. Well, she is the type of person who most probably would only look at combos. Even if you do a btwist, atwist, corksrew, that doesnt matter, what matters is the length of time the skill is performed. So yeah, parkour is NOT a chick magnet and it does NOT help u get chicks..

Anyways, I am very2 glad that she is not interested or amazed with parkour.. Because this way, I know that she loves me for who I really am.. So cool eh? I know I know.. I'm the luckiest person, because I receive what I myself do not deserve in the first place. Gaining something that is extremely in value compared to my actual value. Chinese people would most probably say "Haiyaaa.. Manyaaaaaaaak untung meh!!". XD

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4 Russians, 1 Wrestler, 1 Do Flips

Yesterday, as I was online using my girlfriend's broadband *wee~! she has wireless back at home*, my roomate entered my room and said...

Qarem: Rugi dowh kau x pegi stadium tadi...
Ammar: Asal ah?
Qarem: Tadi ade orang lompat2 cam kau buat show.
Ammar: Lompat2 cam aku?
Qarem: Lompat2 cam kau la, diorang dekat tempat panjat2 dekat stadium tu.
Ammar: Ye ke? Kat tempat panjat2 tu? Diorang lompat cmne? *Bodo gak soalan aku nie*
Qarem: Kau tgk ar, diorang baru je start tadi.
Ammar: Owh, dah habis la tu kowt. Penat dowh lompat2...
*Spent some time thinking to myself.. Examine my empty wallet...*
Ammar: On second thought, aku gerak je la. Nak keluar kan duit skali.
Qarem: Kau nak beli makanan ke?
Ammar: Nak keluar tgk diorang, sbb nk keluarkan duit skali.
*Took my other roomate's motorcycle key named Sufi... Vroom Vrooooom~*

I went to the stadium and saw 4 foreigners gathering on grass.. I dunno why, but there is always something that manages to guide us in being able to distinct normal people and those who do flips.. Its like an unconscious guide that we have installed in our brain.. Well for example, they were standing on grass, and emmm... Dunno, their style I think? But I immediately knew it was them. So when I was about to park the vehicle, I saw one of the dude did a roundoff.. So I thought to myself, owh3! I hope they have some sick tricks! I then entered and sat in a corner stalking them *exactly the same way newbie tracheurs always do when they want to join in but are embarrassed to do so..usually they do some skills to attract our attentions so that we will come to them.. But I just sat there watching..* I was sitting there as I await them to do something.. Suddenly this dude did this some sort of an attempt to do an aerial or btwist launching.. So I was like, this is it!! He is going to do a btwist or aerial twist! Weee~! BUT!! Suddenly!! He did something more AMAZING and UNBELIEVABLE to my innocent EYES!! He gauge the distance from a far.. Started running.. Then did a roundoff to DOUBLE BACK-FLIP!! I was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?? His friends applaused, as he returned to his previous position and did a roundoff to DOUBLE or TRIPLE BACKFULL!! It was TOO FAST I can barely count!! So then I approached them and tried to speak with them out of awe and amazement! Turns out that they cant speak English, but luckily one of them know how, but terrible though, its as if their English level is the same as Acap's Arabic level *cause my Arabic level is way worst*.I managed to communicate a bit with them.. Their names were Muhammad, Yusof, and the other two I forgot already..The one who did the sick tricks was a muscular dude, like a wrestler. Apparently, he IS a wrestler. So, I tried to ask them their training schedule so that I can observe them more. But it was so hard for the dude to comprehend my English, so I prevented my self from proceeding further...

The other 2 dudes are FUCKING SKILLFULL I tell you!! They are like both Sabree and Abudi combined! The other one dude was holding a HUGE DAMN LOOKING EXPENSIVE MODERN CAMERA while recording them!!!:O!!!! Well, sorry to disappoint u guys, but I made that all up! Muahaha! Double backflip, double/triple backfull, lies~! Just wanted to get you guys all excited for nothing, muahaha! Well, actually, the muscular dude only did a roundoff to backflip... And a backflip.. And a J-turn with both legs close to one another like Irsyad's J-turn.. The other two dudes? They only did a cartwheel and roundoff.. The camera guy dude? Owh, he recorded them using his handphone.. =P.

So, as I were talking to them, I told them that I do Parkour..They had no idea what the hell that is.. Poor Russia.. Then they told me to show them what I can do. So, I just did a simple J-turn, backflip, flashkick, sideflip, roundoff backflip.. And the dudes were saying "MasyaAllah.." After that, I see that there was no point for me to go through all the trouble of gaining their contact number and stuff as it was naturally hard for me to communicate with them in the first place.. So I simply said bye2~! Then went to the ATM to get some cash..

4 Russian dudes.. They believe that we Malaysians do not know what Wrestling is... Lol.. I wonder what is their point of view towards this country to such an extent think that we do not know what wrestling is.. =S..

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Here I Am, Clueless Whatsoever..

Sorry to disappoint u, but nothing actually happened. :P

I am currently encountering the moment of "blurness" which I usually go through at least twice a week. How did this moment of "blurness" came to me? Well, usually it happens like this.. When everything is fine, nothing to be worried about, suddenly... I start thinking to myself.. Damn.. What was it that I am supposed to do again? Hmm... Nothing was it? But that can't be right... There must be something.. Something's amiss... *looks for any kind of possible clues around me to help me remember or figure it out*... Hmm... Nothing whatsoever.. *rolls on floor.. weee~!* This won't help me.. Lemme see.. *goes around the room, from one to another*... That's weird... It almost seems as if I actually have nothing important that has to be done! But what is this feeling I'm having?? This "uneasiness"... Grr...

So, when I wasted enough time doing pointless things to help me figure out the source of this uneasiness feeling I'm having, I then resort to the method that usually help me towards the end.. Which is by listing down everything that I do and have in my daily life as a student, friend, tracheur, etc whatever.. Aaahhaaaaah!!!!!! Nothing whatsoever.. Hohoho.. I think this is happening because a part of me is screaming "Dude! Ur life is too simple! Life should be complicated!!" Therefore, I am unconsciously complicating my simple life.

Although even after I know this, the *blurness* and this feeling of uneasiness still remains. Therefore, I decided to come down from my room and go to the cyber cafe to go online, which is apparently why I am writing this blog.

So!! What I did was I read Azam/keyrana/abang key's blog to erase my *blurness*. As usual, his post is full of words that explains his point of view in detail which I believe can be applied to most people. Then after reading his post without leaving any comment whatsoever *wanted to leave a comment, but none worth leaving*, I then examined that there are many readers out there who is interested in his story. Noticed that one of his follower has really HUGE eyes, like the ones u see on anime. I was practically looking at them while thinking to myself "woah, huge eyes". As people can obviously see, eyes are an asset that people us as one of the tool to attract people. So, what I saw was basically a person with huge eyes with mascara to make em appear bigger as the person personally opens em as big as they could to make em appear bigger. So yeah, I was thinking to myself "woah, huge eyes". *Do not know why I brought that up.. =/*

*Thinking to myself about the 2009's showreel that may not come out this year.. Hohohoho =P*

Paras|te|sAnEx|stence

Last-Minute-Learning

Last Friday, I had 2 different mid-term exams on the same day. I had Psychology at 3pm and Political Science at 8pm. There were loads of chapter that needs to be covered in both subject, it was the very first time I studied for a subject a week before hand (well, not actually.. I only read through the summary for Psycho to see what I am supposed to memorize before exam). The funny thing was, me myself and the other 3 of my friend who happens to be my roomate + exclassmate in Nilai + classmate for each and every class in Gombak, decided not to study Political Science… Reason being is that we do not want to Major or Minor in Political Science, so why bother?

Me and one of my roomates want to Minor Psychology while the other two wants to Major it, therefore we all focus on Psychology only. There were loads of information that needs to be memorized, my habit of last-minute-learning was not beneficial at that moment unfortunately, =P… What I basically did was checking out my friends’ progress in their studying, I know my brain could not absorb the information at that current moment so I decided to check out my friend’s performances instead. They all had different methods of studying and they all have their “Serious Mode” and “Leisure Mode” in studying, these 3 people are smart people I tell you. Usually they only display their “Leisure Mode” of studying cause its actually quite hard to gain the mood to study since we do not have the dicipline to study like the timetable type of people, XP... But when they are serious, they cease to exist in your very consciousness, you do not see them! Yeah, they only study seriously when they are alone or away from each other in their very own space. Their brain are like sponge when they are in “Serious Mode”, everything you throw at them, they will memorize. They can even memorize the minutest details in the text book. There is no such thing as “Owh, I haven’t read/covered this chapter yet”, there is only “owh, that chapter explains about bla3 bla3 right?”. Its good cause these people can unnoticingly pressure me to study at the very last minute.

Okay, so what we did was we ignored the upcoming Political Science Mid term exam completely, we focused only on Psychology due to the fact that Psycho holds more information and proves to be more important to us, we need to get at least a B for the subject in order to Major/Minor it. We thought that Political Science Mid term exam will only come out with Multiple-Choice-Questions and True or False questions, so we can still figure out the answers through some memorizing… What we didn’t know was that the mid term exam for Political science will only consist of 6 DAMN QUESTIONS!!!! Yeah!! And all of them are ESSAY QUESTIONS!!! We found that out the day of the exam itself 2 hours before Psychology Exam…

So, knowing that Psychology Exam is at 3 pm and Political Science exam is at 8pm, we calculated the time we had to study all 7 chapters for Political Science from scratch after Psycho Mid term exam.. It requires 20 minutes to travel from the exam hall to our room, and vice versa, that equals 40 minutes.. We will need to buy foods and eat and take a bath and all, it will require us about an hour or so.. That equals to An hour and 40 minutes wasted.. Psycho exam ended at 4.30pm, actually at 5pm but we finish early.. 8pm minus 4.30pm equals to 3 hours and a half gap between the 2 exams.. 3 hours and a half minus 1 hour and 40 minutes of time wasted equals to 1 hour and 50 minutes to actually study.. Cool eh?

Minus the travel, food shopping, eating, bathing time spent, too sum it up we only had 1 hour 50 minutes to cover 7 chapters in Political Science… Not to mention the mid term exam will come out with only 6 ESSAY QUESTIONS!! 4 questions carry 40 marks in section A… 2 questions carry 60 marks in section B…XD!!

So when I came back to the room, it was around 5pm or so, I took a bath and instantly studied for 30 minutes, then my brain encountered “Sensory Overload” (Too much info) due to Psycho exam and all… So what I did was I lie down on the bed to rest my eyes a bit… Guess what happened next? I SLEPT ALL THE WAY UNTIL 7.24pm!!! Hahaha~! The moment I got up, the sound of Azan was already heard~! Panicked, I asked my friends what they studied as I ate my food… I didn’t even had the time to actually wash my face, we had to go to the exam hall..

When the exam started, another pain in the ass situation comes in… The time was an hour and a half only!! So damn limited for 6 essay question which carried 100 marks alltogether!! What happened was the minute I got the question paper, I wrote down everything I know, NON-STOP!! Dude, what did u expect? 5 pages of essay in an hour and a half? Omg!! I wrote non-stop! Towards the end my fingers were killing me…

This was the first time I studied using less time than the time I actually use to answer the exam.. 1 hour of study, 1 hour and half of answering non-stop with the information gained from the 1 hour of study itself… To think that we took it so lightly due to the fact of expecting multiple choice questions… Pfffftt!! Backfired!!! Well, not that I regret any of it… Towards the end, everything was fine I guess…

Last-Minute-Study rules!!

Oh yeah, I have 2 assignments that I have to submit tomorrow, and I haven’t done anything at all, did not even search for any information yet… Siddiq, now that is what I call LAST-MINUTE!!! XD

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