Toys Story Sucks Ass

At first, I totally loved Toys Story 3 when I watched it at the cinema in Mid Valley. I love the storyline, I love the characters, I love the jokes, I love the graphics, I love the fact that Buzz lightyear suddenly speaks in Spanish and act romantically like one, I love it when they make their escape plan looks like mission impossible, I love it when they make the baby doll look as scary as hell with its right eye broken and acts as a bouncer, I love the part when the toy monkey looks at the camera monitor with its eyes open as wide as hell like a freak, I love the part when Potato Head uses its body parts to move around and uses something else to replace its own body, I love the part when they introduce the "joker"character which frowns all the time cause its hilarious, I love the part when they show the dog of their owner was already old and lazy, I love every single damn thing about the movie.

Most of all, I love the ending. Since the beginning of the story, they show Andy (the owner) as a person who was already too grown up to play with his toys like he usually does. His toys lost hope towards him and already gave in to their futile hope as they plan to be stored in the attic. But then, during the ending. Andy gave all of his toys to a girl who loves to play with toys exactly like he was when he was younger. He gave and introduced his toys one by one to the girl as he shows his true point of views towards them thus showing that each of them has their own sentimental value. He hesitated when he was about to give Woody to the girl as Woody was the one that he loves the most. But then he gave it to her with a condition that she takes very good care of each and everyone of them. In the end, Andy as their owner, played with them for the very last time. As he went away, he slowly said to himself, "thanks for everything...".

It is totally a better ending compared to Toys Story 2 because Toys Story 2 ending was quite sad...

As I was thinking to myself about Toy Story 3, I then slowly try to remember toys story and toys story 2... Then I was like, wtf?

Well, I'll tell you why. In Toys Story, Woody was supposed to have a girlfriend and her name was Bo Peep. I liked her character. BUT, suddenly in Toys Story 3 his girlfriend was no longer there! I searched about it in google and I found out that she was sold in a yard sale. Wtf, a friggin yard sale!? The main character's girlfriend was sold at a YARD SALE!? The worst part is that in toys story 3, Woody and everyone seems fine with the fact that she was simply sold at a YARD SALE...



Very very unromantic... Therefore, I hate toys story. Period.

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