An Angel Told Me A Story

It was a day, like any other day, nothing out of the ordinary. The sun rises emitting its ray of light and the clouds floating by, absolutely the same like any other. As I was walking around, suddenly a ray of light came to me from above. In shock, I looked towards the light. I could not believe my eyes, I saw something beautiful coming towards me... It was an angel! I was awed by the angel's beauty... Her attractive glittering eyes, her skin as white as the freshest snow and her innocent appearance like no other... It rendered me speechless.. The angel's smile took my words away and I swore that she almost took my breath away as well... But... Something very unexpected suddenly occurred... Her innocent-like appearance suddenly faded away after she gave me this weird way of laughter... It sounded very donkey-like, "hihohihohiho~!". I was like... "Oh my god! You are very selekeh!". She then showed me a facial expression we usually see coming from a spoilt brat. "Hmmph! You mere human! I want you to entertain me!" the angel suddenly ordered me around. I was like "Woot!? Entertain yourself! I have many other things to do you poyo-like creature~!". Then the angel suddenly cast a magic spell upon the ground I was standing on... Something that appears like the roots of a tree suddenly appeared and entangled my legs where I stand. I was shocked as everything was happening too fast for me to actually comprehend! Then the angel floats in front of me and said "Sucks to be you, now you have to hear to a story written by me~! It is very original! No humans can produce a spectacular story like this one I made~! The story starts like this...".

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Once upon a time there was a girl, she came to a place called the "Wonderland". As she was walking around the Wonderland, a ladybug appeared in front of her. The ladybug was Huuuuuuggeee! Well, not that HUGE... It is a size of the palm of your hands.. The lady bug suddenly sang to her with its awesomely cute voice "Hye hye girl~! Welcome to Wonderland~ Wonderland~ Welcome welcome to Wonderland~!". The girl then asked the ladybug "Are u a ladybug or a ladybird?". The ladybug suddenly became shocked! It was sweating all over as it seriously think about the answer to such question... "Oh my god! What am I!? A ladybug or a ladybird!? I don't even know myself anymore! NoooooooOOooooooooOOO~!!!" the ladybug then screamed in confusion and sadness at the same time.. Then the girl said "Calm down, its just a joke.. If you are from British, then you should call yourself a ladybird.. If your from North America, then you should call yourself a ladybug... Its the same thing but simply with different terms... Its like aeroplane and airplane you see... Voila~! As simple as that~!". The ladybug then sighed in relief... But AGAIN! The ladybug opened its eyes widely in shock and said "Whaaaaaat!??? But I'm from WONDERLAND!!! What should I call myself!!!!! NoooooOooooOOoo!!! I'm a loser!!! Waaaaa!!". Then the girl calmed the ladybug by saying "Relax, relax!! Let's just call you a ladybird, because you surely speak in the British accent, so your a ladybird..".. The ladybug STARES the girl and said "What do you mean I have and accent? I don't have any accent...". "You do have an accent.." The girl replied. "No I don't.." The ladybug then insist... "Yo do have an accent..." The girl then argued.. "I don't have any weird accent! Don't lie to me!!!" The ladybug then emotionally screamed. "No no no, I didn't say it was weird. It was British for God's sake... Owh well, who cares. Anyways, can you help me? I need to find a guy, a prince to be exact.." the girl asked. The ladybug instantly calmed down and then said "Owh!! Of course! Follow me!!"....

But the ladybug was extremely slow... Every step the girl take equals to 1000 step the ladybug take... Every 2 step the girl took, the ladybug became exhausted and dehydrated and went to the nearby well to drink. After the girl reached the 1oth step, the ladybug then collapsed!!! It was dehydrated! Its whole body was dried up due to exhaustion... "Sorry... I do not have the energy to go on.... Forgive me..." it said before it passed away... The girl took the ladybug and carried it by putting it on the palm of her hand and then later on puts the ladybug on a nearby stone.. She cried as she was looking at the deceased ladybug... Then suddenly the leaves around the Wonderland flew and gathered around the ladybug... The lady bug emits a glowing light from its entire body and then flew up towards the sky.. In other words to heaven...

The girl then walked alone to find the prince... As she was walking alone, she came across a pencil... It was NOT just any ordinary pencil! It was a FLYING and a TALKING pencil!! "Wazzup~! Where are you going hotness~?" the pencil asked the girl. "I'm going to find the prince" the girl answered. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Hell no baby! You better not hotness!" the pencil stated. "Huh!? Why not!? The ladybug said I can!!!" the girl argued... "Wait a minute... I thought it was a ladybird... Its a ladybug? I'm confused.. Anyways, its not that I want to stop you, but the prince is being kept captive by the Evil Queen!! Her name is Queen Fatimah and she does not allow anyone to get near the prince!" the pencil replied. The girl then confidently said "I have come so far, I won't give up!". "You only took around 10 step in Wonderland and you said that is far?Anyways, if you persist, you will surely die hotness!" the pencil replied. Both of them argued with each other continuously until the pencil gave up... "Okay okay, but you have to be ready!" The pencil told the girl. "Ready? How?" the girl then asked. The pencil then cast a magic spell that goes like this "I am coolness... I am hotness... Answer my call and protect this girl!". The spell summoned an eraser, ruler, paper and all the writing materials you can think of. The pencil said that the girl should be grateful because they all came to help her. The sharpener then leads the way to the prince.

After half an hour, the girl became tired... They then decided to rest on a rock located somewhere near a pond. The girl looked at her own reflection on the water and sighed. The eraser approached the girl and asked her "Why do you want to see the prince?". "Because he is the love of my life.." the girl answered. "Owh how sweet, lucky bastard that dude is... I mean, what a lucky guy~! Just ready yourself okay? Because the Queen is a one crazy bastard! Owh I mean, she is crazy!! She forcefully kidnapped the prince and kept him captive because she is obsessed with him!" the eraser replied. "Okay, I will..." the girl replied.

They continued walking until finally they reached the castle... Suddenly a gust of wind went towards them and all the writing materials panicked and screamed for help. The girl quickly grabbed each and everyone of them and insert them safely in her front pocket. "Thank you hotness!" all the writing materials said to show their gratitude. "Your welcome" she replied. They entered the castle slowly and silently in stealth... But suddenly all the torches attached to the wall inside the castle started to light up one after another! "MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!" a loud laughter was suddenly heard. The sharpener told the girl the woman who was laughing was the evil queen herself and then it quickly hid itself into the girls pocket in fear. The girl confidently comfort them and said not to worry as she march towards the Queen without fear. Standing in front of them was the EVIL QUEEN HERSELF!! She was very huge!! Ever watched the evil dragon from enchanted? Yeah, that is how big the evil queen is. "WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE PRINCE YOU SMALL CREATURE!?" the evil queen asked. "He is mine!" the girl answered. "HOW DARE YOU!?" The evil queen shouted and then slapped the girl. The girl however remained strong and said that she was not afraid of her.

Then the girl suddenly noticed there was a cage behind the evil queen. In the cage itself was the prince she was looking for! The prince's clothes was torn here and there and he appeared in an extremely weak condition. The girl shouted for the prince's name. The prince noticed her voice and then instantly told her to save herself and run away. But the girl insisted on continuing to fight the Evil Queen. As she was fighting the evil queen, the writing materials from her pocket silently slip away to go towards the prince. They were holding a seed and was offering the prince to eat it. At first the prince was frightened! "What the hell!? Why can you guys talk and fly!? Where are your mouths!? Your eyes?! This is illogical!!" the prince screamed. They tried to convince the prince that they are nice and the seed was actually to replenish his energy, but they failed because they are a freak of nature and the prince believe that if he eats the seed he will die due to poison or something.

As the prince was refusing to eat the seed, the girl was being beaten by the evil queen... "Please! She needs you!!" The writing materials begged the prince. "MUAHAHAHA!" the evil queen laughed as she beats the girl and threw her towards the floor. Then the prince finally ate the seed because he had no other choice but to do so in order to help the girl he loves. The seed he ate was miraculous! Its like the seed we see in dragonball where it instantly replenished your energy to the max. The prince kicked the cage open. He ran towards the evil queen and did a tornado kick right towards her ugly face! "PRINCE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I LOVE YOU LONG TIME~!" the evil queen shouted. "The feeling is not mutual you ugly fat ass freak!!" the prince replied. The Evil Queen then was suddenly casting a spell and was about to do some sort of magic that allows some sort of magic to appear from her hands like the things you see in dragonball or streetfighter. But before the evil queen managed to do so, the prince ran towards the evil queen and did a sideflip over the queen and then kicked her ass as hard as he could. The evil queen was kicked so hard that the impact of the kick itself threw her into the cage the prince was previously in. The kick was so strong that even the castle was about to fall asunder. The prince carried the girl and ran out from the castle along with the writing materials as the evil queen screamed from behind the bars "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!". The castle fell mercilessly on the evil queen and ended her life just like that.

The prince took the girl to a garden that is full of flowers... They are... BEAUTIFUL... So colourful.... Mesmerizing to be exact.. The prince gave the princess the same seed he ate before which replenished his energy... The girl was slowly getting healed and better as she was looking towards the prince's eyes as the prince was holding her closely towards him... They looked towards each other... Smilingly.. They slowly shortens the distance of their faces with each other... And then.. They finally ki-

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"Okay okay! I don't want to know the ending!" I said to the angel. "OWH MY GOD!!! It was only going to take me another word before I finished the awesome story!! HOW DARE YOU!!!" the angel shouted at me angrily. "Well, the problem is that the story is not original... Most of them can be related to Alice In Wonderland..." I replied. The angel remained silent and then asked "....Seriously?"... "Yeah... Seriously..." I then replied... Both of us stayed in silence for a minute or so... Then the angel suddenly released me from the entanglement and said "Owh well, I'll make another story next time and tell the story to you. You better be ready you foooool~!" the angel said to me as her magic was slowly fading away. "OWH MY GOD! I thought this is the one and only time!! Please don't do this!!" I begged the angel. The angel only ignored me as she flew away towards the heavens while laughing "hihohihohiho~!"... The End.

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