Lately in UIA I've learned about stereotyping n bias n etc... Could it be that I am disgusted by shufflers because of these reasons? Could it? As a scientist, there are various research process in which we have to go through to determine the answer to a certain problem.. Which is identifying the problem, form a hypothesis, prepare the research method, perform the research method and collect the data for analysis, make a conclusion... Therefore, I would like to try a little experiment... Which is by trying to write a post about shuffle in a way that I love it...
Analyze The Problem - Shuffle is noobish and it sickens me... But why many shufllers if its true?
Form A Hypothesis -Maybe because I am bias/stereotyping it.
Research Method - Try looking at it in a shuffler's point of view and try to love it as much as possible through promoting it in each and every aspect possible.
Now.. To perform the research method...
Ok!!! Guys guys guys... I know u guys hate shufflers... But this should stop... Shuffle is not that bad, its actually cool! Why? Well, if it isn't then why is it famous and are practiced by many? The essence for shuffle is basically stomping movements along with music.. Can't u guys see? Its fun! At first you guys might find a problem to go along with the music as u guys are having problems to do the steps smoothly, but this comes along easily if u guys were to only practice! During our pk vid in the breakfast tv show x-gen something if Im not mistaken where our show was basically combined with shufflers, there was this one dude saying "Shuffle nie best... Sbb die SNG SGT!! SNG3 SGT!! SUME ORG BOLEH BUAT!". That coming from a fellow shufflers, I believe it is true... Not that it is only fun and easy to make, it is universal as everyone can do em! This can simply create a shufflers' community very easily. This is whats important don't u guys think? UNITY!! People can now all share the same interest and enjoy themselves along with the music.. People will not feel left out... This is... Unity!
Shuffle involves movement, rapid movements in the same position over and over again. Its good due to the fact that it can be done almost anywhere, u name it! Plus, rapid movements will make us produce sweat, which will basically remove excess toxins on our body, which will make us healthy, which is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD... I know u guys think it is unskillful and such.. But hey, shuffle involves stages in which we have to go through and this stages can determine our skill level in this area. There is this stomping side to side... Twist while stomping.. Move hands while doing so (at this stage u will look natural doing so).. twist cap... then there is the shuffling using knee and etc... Not to mention that there are various types of shuffle, the most famous in malaysia is hardstyle thingy, because it is GOOD! U guys can express urself to everyone by doing so, believe me..
Analyzing And Collecting Data.....
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Making conclusion....
Conclusion Made......
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SHUFFLE SUCKS TO THE ASS!!
Whaaaa!? This is officially true now! I tried being un-bias but even doing so it is impossible to promote shuffle! Yeah, I tried to promote it by saying its good and stuff. GOOD!? WHY!? To express yourselves at the side of the road with loud musics along with ugly outfits which makes u look like trash when ur sweaty? UNITY!? Woot!? Unity in a way that it unites bot male and female together to an extent that they steal away girl's virginity at an early age!? Stomping the ground over and over again to an extent that they feel superior doing so!? WTF! That is effing lame! NOOBS!! Getting into LRT with those outfit of their flirting with stupid ugly chicks that give away their virginity because they are into shuffle as well which basically sickens the eyes of older people in the LRT itself! Not only is it LAME, UGLY, WASTE OF ENERGY because it only produces sweat and does not IMPROVE BODY CAPABILITIES NOR STRENGTH, PROMOTES STUPIDITY AMONG THEMSELVES, and worst of all, KILLING AWAY OUR CULTURE!
There are simply too many negative facts in which Shuffle possess, therefore they all should drink Toxic and shuffle themselves to death.
Conclusion - People practice them because they are lame and idiots.
Conclusion APPROVED.
To Fellow Shufflers - Huh? Woot? Ur not satisfied with my research? I'm a university student from International Islamic University Of Malaysia and it is my subject's specialty to do research. Now take that and stab urselves to death..
Paras|teIsAnEx|stence
