Nothing much, just wanted to share these two random videos that I watched last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjXlSs95hWc&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rn-1r-1-HM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCRev-h8yq0&feature=channel
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Life Is Life =D
Life is short... That is very contradicting as Life is basically the longest thing we ever have =D! I stole that statement from one of Azam's Yahoo Messenger's default pic. The others would be "Come To The Darkside... We Have Cookies..." and "If Life Gives U Lemon... Then Shut Up And Just Eat Your Damn Lemons!" and another one which is quite similar to the last statement.
It is always very interesting to read someone's blog entry because each of them will always have something to tell and share even though nothing much has occurred in their life worth taking noticed but still they have something to share due to they're on going mental activities of viewing life in their own perspectives in their own very way. Despite the fact that no spectacular events happened, imagination and reasoning and all the thing that we go through in understanding life will always make us feel that we have gained something and that the time wasted was not actually wasted at all. No matter how different people are in terms of lifestyle, language, ethnicity and culture... People will always have something in common that people can share with each other. It is these common characteristic that is able to attract many people's attention to a certain entry as people would love to know how such person reacts to the common event. It is entertaining to read a blog entry that we ourselves can relate to.
Aside from writing about personal events, why do people write about topics in which everyone already knows about? For example this entry I am writing. Why am I explaining about facts that other people already know of? What am I trying to prove? Well, people will always have something to share and people will always have the interest of sharing people's experience and perspectives in life no matter how common that entry might be. Similarity unites people. =D
Sometimes people think they understand life better than others because they spend most of their time thinking about it, but truth be told, everyone does that as well. Analyzing life through observations and reasoning. A method which basically makes one much wiser. However, there are still people who does not spend much of their time reflecting upon their life and how to interpret it correctly. This is how people as such as Emo are born. Let me try to share my point of view towards people as such as this. They spend most of their time thinking about themselves and the life that their going through. Never expecting people to truly understand their life as they find their life difficult and complicated but at the same time hoping that there people are interested enough to pay attention to them and understanding them. Thinking to themselves why people are very hard in understanding their feelings and way of thinking...
But, this is a contradiction to themselves as well... This is because they themselves are unable to comprehend how others think. Too cope up with their own lives that they are unable to simply understand about others. Thinking too much about their personal problems but never actually attend to such problems in a holistic manner. Why do such problems happen in the first place? Why do people react that way? Thinking about these kind of things but never actually come to an answer which is basically needed in order to come up with a solution to solve it. People who actually reflect upon their life properly, they will usually observe others. Through such action, it is then that people will start to realize how others are leading their life and how others are reacting to it. Being able to do such observation, people will start to realize how some others are actually not so smart in facing their own problems. Due to such action, people can see how common problems in life occur and how it basically ends up being worse. People will start to understand how to basically solve the problem. It is only through this action that people will start to understand how life is and what life is all about. It is only through this that people will be able to gain the important ability in which we call "empathy". To truly understand others and how they feel... This is the key of helping us in life as well.
Life is life, it is how it is how we perceived it to be. We say that our life is complicated and we are too busy with our own life only because we choose to feel that way. Where in actual fact we actually wasted much of our free time doing things such as reading manga and watching anime or even sleep. We perceive our life to be full of harsh obstacles only because we choose to believe that is how our life is instead of simply taking it as a common obstacle that other people go through as well.
There are people who loves to judge others and tell others they are wrong and try to point out facts to explain to them the actual picture of the situation. But I believe that it is never easy to do so because the "actual picture" is never only from "one picture". The situation varies according to our perception towards it and each perception will have truth in it. The actual picture, varies from other person to another, but they are rarely wrong I believe. It only depends on who is most capable of influencing others, the best person to do so will be able to say that their point of view is the "actual picture" of the situation. But even their point of view towards such matter can change if another person who is more capable of influencing others came into being, XD.
I can't believe I wasted much of my time writing this post which I believe to be common knowledge that people already know about. But that's how it is, people love to share their point of views about certain matters :P.
I'm happy about certain people that I know of who are currently happy about their life, I'm entertained by people who shares about events in their life, and I am amused by people who share about their perspectives in life... May all these will help us in perceiving life in the most best possible manner to comprehend life in most effective and positive way possible. XD
Perspectives, is something to be taken note of.
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
It is always very interesting to read someone's blog entry because each of them will always have something to tell and share even though nothing much has occurred in their life worth taking noticed but still they have something to share due to they're on going mental activities of viewing life in their own perspectives in their own very way. Despite the fact that no spectacular events happened, imagination and reasoning and all the thing that we go through in understanding life will always make us feel that we have gained something and that the time wasted was not actually wasted at all. No matter how different people are in terms of lifestyle, language, ethnicity and culture... People will always have something in common that people can share with each other. It is these common characteristic that is able to attract many people's attention to a certain entry as people would love to know how such person reacts to the common event. It is entertaining to read a blog entry that we ourselves can relate to.
Aside from writing about personal events, why do people write about topics in which everyone already knows about? For example this entry I am writing. Why am I explaining about facts that other people already know of? What am I trying to prove? Well, people will always have something to share and people will always have the interest of sharing people's experience and perspectives in life no matter how common that entry might be. Similarity unites people. =D
Sometimes people think they understand life better than others because they spend most of their time thinking about it, but truth be told, everyone does that as well. Analyzing life through observations and reasoning. A method which basically makes one much wiser. However, there are still people who does not spend much of their time reflecting upon their life and how to interpret it correctly. This is how people as such as Emo are born. Let me try to share my point of view towards people as such as this. They spend most of their time thinking about themselves and the life that their going through. Never expecting people to truly understand their life as they find their life difficult and complicated but at the same time hoping that there people are interested enough to pay attention to them and understanding them. Thinking to themselves why people are very hard in understanding their feelings and way of thinking...
But, this is a contradiction to themselves as well... This is because they themselves are unable to comprehend how others think. Too cope up with their own lives that they are unable to simply understand about others. Thinking too much about their personal problems but never actually attend to such problems in a holistic manner. Why do such problems happen in the first place? Why do people react that way? Thinking about these kind of things but never actually come to an answer which is basically needed in order to come up with a solution to solve it. People who actually reflect upon their life properly, they will usually observe others. Through such action, it is then that people will start to realize how others are leading their life and how others are reacting to it. Being able to do such observation, people will start to realize how some others are actually not so smart in facing their own problems. Due to such action, people can see how common problems in life occur and how it basically ends up being worse. People will start to understand how to basically solve the problem. It is only through this action that people will start to understand how life is and what life is all about. It is only through this that people will be able to gain the important ability in which we call "empathy". To truly understand others and how they feel... This is the key of helping us in life as well.
Life is life, it is how it is how we perceived it to be. We say that our life is complicated and we are too busy with our own life only because we choose to feel that way. Where in actual fact we actually wasted much of our free time doing things such as reading manga and watching anime or even sleep. We perceive our life to be full of harsh obstacles only because we choose to believe that is how our life is instead of simply taking it as a common obstacle that other people go through as well.
There are people who loves to judge others and tell others they are wrong and try to point out facts to explain to them the actual picture of the situation. But I believe that it is never easy to do so because the "actual picture" is never only from "one picture". The situation varies according to our perception towards it and each perception will have truth in it. The actual picture, varies from other person to another, but they are rarely wrong I believe. It only depends on who is most capable of influencing others, the best person to do so will be able to say that their point of view is the "actual picture" of the situation. But even their point of view towards such matter can change if another person who is more capable of influencing others came into being, XD.
I can't believe I wasted much of my time writing this post which I believe to be common knowledge that people already know about. But that's how it is, people love to share their point of views about certain matters :P.
I'm happy about certain people that I know of who are currently happy about their life, I'm entertained by people who shares about events in their life, and I am amused by people who share about their perspectives in life... May all these will help us in perceiving life in the most best possible manner to comprehend life in most effective and positive way possible. XD
Perspectives, is something to be taken note of.
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Real Life Scary Story...
This scary shit is for real...
It happened 30 minutes earlier... When I was in... The TOILET...
I was preparing to take a bath...
I took of my clothes...
I put them aside...
I felt something was... STRANGE..
But I thought it was only a mere imagination of mine..
So I turned on the shower..
It was then..
That I saw...
A black figure...
At the very corner of my EYES...
I LOOKED TOWARD IT'S DIRECTION...
THEN IT WAS THEN THAT I SAW...
IT WAS THEN THAT I REALISED...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My hair is so very long, wow, I could even see it at the very corner of my eyes. I think I should get a hair cut now. :)
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
It happened 30 minutes earlier... When I was in... The TOILET...
I was preparing to take a bath...
I took of my clothes...
I put them aside...
I felt something was... STRANGE..
But I thought it was only a mere imagination of mine..
So I turned on the shower..
It was then..
That I saw...
A black figure...
At the very corner of my EYES...
I LOOKED TOWARD IT'S DIRECTION...
THEN IT WAS THEN THAT I SAW...
IT WAS THEN THAT I REALISED...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My hair is so very long, wow, I could even see it at the very corner of my eyes. I think I should get a hair cut now. :)
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Shuffle Is The Coolest!
Lately in UIA I've learned about stereotyping n bias n etc... Could it be that I am disgusted by shufflers because of these reasons? Could it? As a scientist, there are various research process in which we have to go through to determine the answer to a certain problem.. Which is identifying the problem, form a hypothesis, prepare the research method, perform the research method and collect the data for analysis, make a conclusion... Therefore, I would like to try a little experiment... Which is by trying to write a post about shuffle in a way that I love it...
Analyze The Problem - Shuffle is noobish and it sickens me... But why many shufllers if its true?
Form A Hypothesis -Maybe because I am bias/stereotyping it.
Research Method - Try looking at it in a shuffler's point of view and try to love it as much as possible through promoting it in each and every aspect possible.
Now.. To perform the research method...
Ok!!! Guys guys guys... I know u guys hate shufflers... But this should stop... Shuffle is not that bad, its actually cool! Why? Well, if it isn't then why is it famous and are practiced by many? The essence for shuffle is basically stomping movements along with music.. Can't u guys see? Its fun! At first you guys might find a problem to go along with the music as u guys are having problems to do the steps smoothly, but this comes along easily if u guys were to only practice! During our pk vid in the breakfast tv show x-gen something if Im not mistaken where our show was basically combined with shufflers, there was this one dude saying "Shuffle nie best... Sbb die SNG SGT!! SNG3 SGT!! SUME ORG BOLEH BUAT!". That coming from a fellow shufflers, I believe it is true... Not that it is only fun and easy to make, it is universal as everyone can do em! This can simply create a shufflers' community very easily. This is whats important don't u guys think? UNITY!! People can now all share the same interest and enjoy themselves along with the music.. People will not feel left out... This is... Unity!
Shuffle involves movement, rapid movements in the same position over and over again. Its good due to the fact that it can be done almost anywhere, u name it! Plus, rapid movements will make us produce sweat, which will basically remove excess toxins on our body, which will make us healthy, which is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD... I know u guys think it is unskillful and such.. But hey, shuffle involves stages in which we have to go through and this stages can determine our skill level in this area. There is this stomping side to side... Twist while stomping.. Move hands while doing so (at this stage u will look natural doing so).. twist cap... then there is the shuffling using knee and etc... Not to mention that there are various types of shuffle, the most famous in malaysia is hardstyle thingy, because it is GOOD! U guys can express urself to everyone by doing so, believe me..
Analyzing And Collecting Data.....
Loading....
Making conclusion....
Conclusion Made......
..................................
SHUFFLE SUCKS TO THE ASS!!
Whaaaa!? This is officially true now! I tried being un-bias but even doing so it is impossible to promote shuffle! Yeah, I tried to promote it by saying its good and stuff. GOOD!? WHY!? To express yourselves at the side of the road with loud musics along with ugly outfits which makes u look like trash when ur sweaty? UNITY!? Woot!? Unity in a way that it unites bot male and female together to an extent that they steal away girl's virginity at an early age!? Stomping the ground over and over again to an extent that they feel superior doing so!? WTF! That is effing lame! NOOBS!! Getting into LRT with those outfit of their flirting with stupid ugly chicks that give away their virginity because they are into shuffle as well which basically sickens the eyes of older people in the LRT itself! Not only is it LAME, UGLY, WASTE OF ENERGY because it only produces sweat and does not IMPROVE BODY CAPABILITIES NOR STRENGTH, PROMOTES STUPIDITY AMONG THEMSELVES, and worst of all, KILLING AWAY OUR CULTURE!
There are simply too many negative facts in which Shuffle possess, therefore they all should drink Toxic and shuffle themselves to death.
Conclusion - People practice them because they are lame and idiots.
Conclusion APPROVED.
To Fellow Shufflers - Huh? Woot? Ur not satisfied with my research? I'm a university student from International Islamic University Of Malaysia and it is my subject's specialty to do research. Now take that and stab urselves to death..
Paras|teIsAnEx|stence
Analyze The Problem - Shuffle is noobish and it sickens me... But why many shufllers if its true?
Form A Hypothesis -Maybe because I am bias/stereotyping it.
Research Method - Try looking at it in a shuffler's point of view and try to love it as much as possible through promoting it in each and every aspect possible.
Now.. To perform the research method...
Ok!!! Guys guys guys... I know u guys hate shufflers... But this should stop... Shuffle is not that bad, its actually cool! Why? Well, if it isn't then why is it famous and are practiced by many? The essence for shuffle is basically stomping movements along with music.. Can't u guys see? Its fun! At first you guys might find a problem to go along with the music as u guys are having problems to do the steps smoothly, but this comes along easily if u guys were to only practice! During our pk vid in the breakfast tv show x-gen something if Im not mistaken where our show was basically combined with shufflers, there was this one dude saying "Shuffle nie best... Sbb die SNG SGT!! SNG3 SGT!! SUME ORG BOLEH BUAT!". That coming from a fellow shufflers, I believe it is true... Not that it is only fun and easy to make, it is universal as everyone can do em! This can simply create a shufflers' community very easily. This is whats important don't u guys think? UNITY!! People can now all share the same interest and enjoy themselves along with the music.. People will not feel left out... This is... Unity!
Shuffle involves movement, rapid movements in the same position over and over again. Its good due to the fact that it can be done almost anywhere, u name it! Plus, rapid movements will make us produce sweat, which will basically remove excess toxins on our body, which will make us healthy, which is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD... I know u guys think it is unskillful and such.. But hey, shuffle involves stages in which we have to go through and this stages can determine our skill level in this area. There is this stomping side to side... Twist while stomping.. Move hands while doing so (at this stage u will look natural doing so).. twist cap... then there is the shuffling using knee and etc... Not to mention that there are various types of shuffle, the most famous in malaysia is hardstyle thingy, because it is GOOD! U guys can express urself to everyone by doing so, believe me..
Analyzing And Collecting Data.....
Loading....
Making conclusion....
Conclusion Made......
..................................
SHUFFLE SUCKS TO THE ASS!!
Whaaaa!? This is officially true now! I tried being un-bias but even doing so it is impossible to promote shuffle! Yeah, I tried to promote it by saying its good and stuff. GOOD!? WHY!? To express yourselves at the side of the road with loud musics along with ugly outfits which makes u look like trash when ur sweaty? UNITY!? Woot!? Unity in a way that it unites bot male and female together to an extent that they steal away girl's virginity at an early age!? Stomping the ground over and over again to an extent that they feel superior doing so!? WTF! That is effing lame! NOOBS!! Getting into LRT with those outfit of their flirting with stupid ugly chicks that give away their virginity because they are into shuffle as well which basically sickens the eyes of older people in the LRT itself! Not only is it LAME, UGLY, WASTE OF ENERGY because it only produces sweat and does not IMPROVE BODY CAPABILITIES NOR STRENGTH, PROMOTES STUPIDITY AMONG THEMSELVES, and worst of all, KILLING AWAY OUR CULTURE!
There are simply too many negative facts in which Shuffle possess, therefore they all should drink Toxic and shuffle themselves to death.
Conclusion - People practice them because they are lame and idiots.
Conclusion APPROVED.
To Fellow Shufflers - Huh? Woot? Ur not satisfied with my research? I'm a university student from International Islamic University Of Malaysia and it is my subject's specialty to do research. Now take that and stab urselves to death..
Paras|teIsAnEx|stence
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Amir Have Gay Fans On Myspace? Me 2!
http://www.myspace.com/418514576
Yeah.. This is the worst one yet.. In case he changed his default picture by the time u guys are looking at this, it is his naked picture lying on the bad displaying all the way from his neck to this legs to display his buttocks.. Named BOTTOM MAN... I bet u guys are imagining what that name means by now..
Yeah.. This is the worst one yet.. In case he changed his default picture by the time u guys are looking at this, it is his naked picture lying on the bad displaying all the way from his neck to this legs to display his buttocks.. Named BOTTOM MAN... I bet u guys are imagining what that name means by now..
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Arinah Rozhan
Arinah Rozhan
You know something? I usually have this sudden burst of energy whenever I do freerunning in a crowd or in front of spectators.. I call this "Attention-Whoring-Sudden-Burst-Of-Energy"... Fellow tracheurs.. I bet you have been bombarded with sickening-irritating-stupid questions such as "Dude, why do u climb the walls and jump all around?".. Well, why do people run all over the field just to kick a single ball shared by 20 other people in a game and tournament that last about an hour? Why do people bounce balls back and forth rubbing their body against each other just to run from one point to another and throw em in a loop? Or why do people study martial arts such as "Silat" although they face 99% of not being able to use them as self-defense in real life? Why don't you look in the mirror and ask yourself why you ask that stupid question in the first place? Or another irritating questions such "Dude, are u not afraid of doing this stuff? What if u fall down and break ur neck? Isn't that pointless".. Well dude, rather than simply arguing back by saying that other sports have the same yet more frequent injury than parkour, I will simply say "I rather do this with such risk, rather than staying as I am not improving my body capabilities to become a weak fat unskillful individual with no achievements whatsoever as such as u.."..
Well, the purpose that I mention all those questions above is that I wish to ask you another question that is quite sad for many tracheurs to answer.. Do Parkour Help You To Get Chicks? =(
Yeah, its very sad for us to answer that question, because either we are being humble or honest, the answer is still the same.. Which is "no" or "I dunno"... I believe that doing Parkour does not help u get a chick, thus it is does not make u into "chick magnet". For example, the way I am with my girlfriend Arinah. I have no intention whatsoever to talk about parkour or to even show her me doing it. Its not that I am seperating my life as a tracheur between me and her, its just that I find the topic parkour as something that irrelevant between me and her. Intention of boasting or showing off does not exist whatsoever, well, unless if dudes that have unserious relationships, yeah maybe they try to impress the chick by speaking about parkour and stuff. But mine is serious, so no need to do so =P. Anyways, the sudden-burst-of-energy that I usually have when I have a spectator does NOT OCCUR when I am in front of Arinah.. There is 2 explanations for this.. First, I have no intention of impressing her or whatsoever.. Secondly, there is 2 types of people in this world.. For example.. When we go to a circus.. Those people do all the sick tricks that is impossible for normal people.. Such as 10 person doing a triple backflip on concrete precisely landed on a chair and stuff.. Now.. For the person type no 1, they will think "OMG!! How did he jump that high and landed on that chair!? That is serious shit!".. For the person type no 2, they will think "Wow, I love it when those people do those acrobatics in a synchronized manner, so nice :D".. Arinah is type no 2 =P.. *same goes for my brother alif and sister". *The type who are not amazed by flips difficulty and stuff".
But naturally, of course she would like me to share my pakour side of life as well. She will ask me "Nak tgk Ama lompat! Nk tgk! Lompat2! Lompat3!" then I will try to avoid by doing a simple normal jump and said "Dah lompat dah haaa". then she will say "alaaa, yg pusing2 tu, nk tgk nk tgk nk tgk~" Then I will say "Xyah la, bwat ape, letih~" Sometimes she managed to persuade me, but most of the time I didnt want to do it =P. Ok, here is where I want to prove that parkour is NOT a chick-magnet.. There I am, preparing my self to do a flip in front of her as she waited to see.. Then I did a FLASHKICK!!! I watched at her to see her response/facial expressions.. She only stood still.. This is the interesting part.. Her eyes were in a manner that expected me to do more, as if the flashkick was simply just a warm up or an opening for my other flips.. I was like, owh no, do I have to do combos? I was actually just planning to show her the flashkick only. Then I said "Dah2, xmau bwat, Arinah bukan jenis ske tgk pun benda2 cmnie". Then she will say "alaaa, nak tgk2, bwat lagiiii". But then I refused =P. Well, she is the type of person who most probably would only look at combos. Even if you do a btwist, atwist, corksrew, that doesnt matter, what matters is the length of time the skill is performed. So yeah, parkour is NOT a chick magnet and it does NOT help u get chicks..
Anyways, I am very2 glad that she is not interested or amazed with parkour.. Because this way, I know that she loves me for who I really am.. So cool eh? I know I know.. I'm the luckiest person, because I receive what I myself do not deserve in the first place. Gaining something that is extremely in value compared to my actual value. Chinese people would most probably say "Haiyaaa.. Manyaaaaaaaak untung meh!!". XD
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
You know something? I usually have this sudden burst of energy whenever I do freerunning in a crowd or in front of spectators.. I call this "Attention-Whoring-Sudden-Burst-Of-Energy"... Fellow tracheurs.. I bet you have been bombarded with sickening-irritating-stupid questions such as "Dude, why do u climb the walls and jump all around?".. Well, why do people run all over the field just to kick a single ball shared by 20 other people in a game and tournament that last about an hour? Why do people bounce balls back and forth rubbing their body against each other just to run from one point to another and throw em in a loop? Or why do people study martial arts such as "Silat" although they face 99% of not being able to use them as self-defense in real life? Why don't you look in the mirror and ask yourself why you ask that stupid question in the first place? Or another irritating questions such "Dude, are u not afraid of doing this stuff? What if u fall down and break ur neck? Isn't that pointless".. Well dude, rather than simply arguing back by saying that other sports have the same yet more frequent injury than parkour, I will simply say "I rather do this with such risk, rather than staying as I am not improving my body capabilities to become a weak fat unskillful individual with no achievements whatsoever as such as u.."..
Well, the purpose that I mention all those questions above is that I wish to ask you another question that is quite sad for many tracheurs to answer.. Do Parkour Help You To Get Chicks? =(
Yeah, its very sad for us to answer that question, because either we are being humble or honest, the answer is still the same.. Which is "no" or "I dunno"... I believe that doing Parkour does not help u get a chick, thus it is does not make u into "chick magnet". For example, the way I am with my girlfriend Arinah. I have no intention whatsoever to talk about parkour or to even show her me doing it. Its not that I am seperating my life as a tracheur between me and her, its just that I find the topic parkour as something that irrelevant between me and her. Intention of boasting or showing off does not exist whatsoever, well, unless if dudes that have unserious relationships, yeah maybe they try to impress the chick by speaking about parkour and stuff. But mine is serious, so no need to do so =P. Anyways, the sudden-burst-of-energy that I usually have when I have a spectator does NOT OCCUR when I am in front of Arinah.. There is 2 explanations for this.. First, I have no intention of impressing her or whatsoever.. Secondly, there is 2 types of people in this world.. For example.. When we go to a circus.. Those people do all the sick tricks that is impossible for normal people.. Such as 10 person doing a triple backflip on concrete precisely landed on a chair and stuff.. Now.. For the person type no 1, they will think "OMG!! How did he jump that high and landed on that chair!? That is serious shit!".. For the person type no 2, they will think "Wow, I love it when those people do those acrobatics in a synchronized manner, so nice :D".. Arinah is type no 2 =P.. *same goes for my brother alif and sister". *The type who are not amazed by flips difficulty and stuff".
But naturally, of course she would like me to share my pakour side of life as well. She will ask me "Nak tgk Ama lompat! Nk tgk! Lompat2! Lompat3!" then I will try to avoid by doing a simple normal jump and said "Dah lompat dah haaa". then she will say "alaaa, yg pusing2 tu, nk tgk nk tgk nk tgk~" Then I will say "Xyah la, bwat ape, letih~" Sometimes she managed to persuade me, but most of the time I didnt want to do it =P. Ok, here is where I want to prove that parkour is NOT a chick-magnet.. There I am, preparing my self to do a flip in front of her as she waited to see.. Then I did a FLASHKICK!!! I watched at her to see her response/facial expressions.. She only stood still.. This is the interesting part.. Her eyes were in a manner that expected me to do more, as if the flashkick was simply just a warm up or an opening for my other flips.. I was like, owh no, do I have to do combos? I was actually just planning to show her the flashkick only. Then I said "Dah2, xmau bwat, Arinah bukan jenis ske tgk pun benda2 cmnie". Then she will say "alaaa, nak tgk2, bwat lagiiii". But then I refused =P. Well, she is the type of person who most probably would only look at combos. Even if you do a btwist, atwist, corksrew, that doesnt matter, what matters is the length of time the skill is performed. So yeah, parkour is NOT a chick magnet and it does NOT help u get chicks..
Anyways, I am very2 glad that she is not interested or amazed with parkour.. Because this way, I know that she loves me for who I really am.. So cool eh? I know I know.. I'm the luckiest person, because I receive what I myself do not deserve in the first place. Gaining something that is extremely in value compared to my actual value. Chinese people would most probably say "Haiyaaa.. Manyaaaaaaaak untung meh!!". XD
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
4 Russians, 1 Wrestler, 1 Do Flips
Yesterday, as I was online using my girlfriend's broadband *wee~! she has wireless back at home*, my roomate entered my room and said...
Qarem: Rugi dowh kau x pegi stadium tadi...
Ammar: Asal ah?
Qarem: Tadi ade orang lompat2 cam kau buat show.
Ammar: Lompat2 cam aku?
Qarem: Lompat2 cam kau la, diorang dekat tempat panjat2 dekat stadium tu.
Ammar: Ye ke? Kat tempat panjat2 tu? Diorang lompat cmne? *Bodo gak soalan aku nie*
Qarem: Kau tgk ar, diorang baru je start tadi.
Ammar: Owh, dah habis la tu kowt. Penat dowh lompat2...
*Spent some time thinking to myself.. Examine my empty wallet...*
Ammar: On second thought, aku gerak je la. Nak keluar kan duit skali.
Qarem: Kau nak beli makanan ke?
Ammar: Nak keluar tgk diorang, sbb nk keluarkan duit skali.
*Took my other roomate's motorcycle key named Sufi... Vroom Vrooooom~*
I went to the stadium and saw 4 foreigners gathering on grass.. I dunno why, but there is always something that manages to guide us in being able to distinct normal people and those who do flips.. Its like an unconscious guide that we have installed in our brain.. Well for example, they were standing on grass, and emmm... Dunno, their style I think? But I immediately knew it was them. So when I was about to park the vehicle, I saw one of the dude did a roundoff.. So I thought to myself, owh3! I hope they have some sick tricks! I then entered and sat in a corner stalking them *exactly the same way newbie tracheurs always do when they want to join in but are embarrassed to do so..usually they do some skills to attract our attentions so that we will come to them.. But I just sat there watching..* I was sitting there as I await them to do something.. Suddenly this dude did this some sort of an attempt to do an aerial or btwist launching.. So I was like, this is it!! He is going to do a btwist or aerial twist! Weee~! BUT!! Suddenly!! He did something more AMAZING and UNBELIEVABLE to my innocent EYES!! He gauge the distance from a far.. Started running.. Then did a roundoff to DOUBLE BACK-FLIP!! I was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?? His friends applaused, as he returned to his previous position and did a roundoff to DOUBLE or TRIPLE BACKFULL!! It was TOO FAST I can barely count!! So then I approached them and tried to speak with them out of awe and amazement! Turns out that they cant speak English, but luckily one of them know how, but terrible though, its as if their English level is the same as Acap's Arabic level *cause my Arabic level is way worst*.I managed to communicate a bit with them.. Their names were Muhammad, Yusof, and the other two I forgot already..The one who did the sick tricks was a muscular dude, like a wrestler. Apparently, he IS a wrestler. So, I tried to ask them their training schedule so that I can observe them more. But it was so hard for the dude to comprehend my English, so I prevented my self from proceeding further...
The other 2 dudes are FUCKING SKILLFULL I tell you!! They are like both Sabree and Abudi combined! The other one dude was holding a HUGE DAMN LOOKING EXPENSIVE MODERN CAMERA while recording them!!!:O!!!! Well, sorry to disappoint u guys, but I made that all up! Muahaha! Double backflip, double/triple backfull, lies~! Just wanted to get you guys all excited for nothing, muahaha! Well, actually, the muscular dude only did a roundoff to backflip... And a backflip.. And a J-turn with both legs close to one another like Irsyad's J-turn.. The other two dudes? They only did a cartwheel and roundoff.. The camera guy dude? Owh, he recorded them using his handphone.. =P.
So, as I were talking to them, I told them that I do Parkour..They had no idea what the hell that is.. Poor Russia.. Then they told me to show them what I can do. So, I just did a simple J-turn, backflip, flashkick, sideflip, roundoff backflip.. And the dudes were saying "MasyaAllah.." After that, I see that there was no point for me to go through all the trouble of gaining their contact number and stuff as it was naturally hard for me to communicate with them in the first place.. So I simply said bye2~! Then went to the ATM to get some cash..
4 Russian dudes.. They believe that we Malaysians do not know what Wrestling is... Lol.. I wonder what is their point of view towards this country to such an extent think that we do not know what wrestling is.. =S..
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Qarem: Rugi dowh kau x pegi stadium tadi...
Ammar: Asal ah?
Qarem: Tadi ade orang lompat2 cam kau buat show.
Ammar: Lompat2 cam aku?
Qarem: Lompat2 cam kau la, diorang dekat tempat panjat2 dekat stadium tu.
Ammar: Ye ke? Kat tempat panjat2 tu? Diorang lompat cmne? *Bodo gak soalan aku nie*
Qarem: Kau tgk ar, diorang baru je start tadi.
Ammar: Owh, dah habis la tu kowt. Penat dowh lompat2...
*Spent some time thinking to myself.. Examine my empty wallet...*
Ammar: On second thought, aku gerak je la. Nak keluar kan duit skali.
Qarem: Kau nak beli makanan ke?
Ammar: Nak keluar tgk diorang, sbb nk keluarkan duit skali.
*Took my other roomate's motorcycle key named Sufi... Vroom Vrooooom~*
I went to the stadium and saw 4 foreigners gathering on grass.. I dunno why, but there is always something that manages to guide us in being able to distinct normal people and those who do flips.. Its like an unconscious guide that we have installed in our brain.. Well for example, they were standing on grass, and emmm... Dunno, their style I think? But I immediately knew it was them. So when I was about to park the vehicle, I saw one of the dude did a roundoff.. So I thought to myself, owh3! I hope they have some sick tricks! I then entered and sat in a corner stalking them *exactly the same way newbie tracheurs always do when they want to join in but are embarrassed to do so..usually they do some skills to attract our attentions so that we will come to them.. But I just sat there watching..* I was sitting there as I await them to do something.. Suddenly this dude did this some sort of an attempt to do an aerial or btwist launching.. So I was like, this is it!! He is going to do a btwist or aerial twist! Weee~! BUT!! Suddenly!! He did something more AMAZING and UNBELIEVABLE to my innocent EYES!! He gauge the distance from a far.. Started running.. Then did a roundoff to DOUBLE BACK-FLIP!! I was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?? His friends applaused, as he returned to his previous position and did a roundoff to DOUBLE or TRIPLE BACKFULL!! It was TOO FAST I can barely count!! So then I approached them and tried to speak with them out of awe and amazement! Turns out that they cant speak English, but luckily one of them know how, but terrible though, its as if their English level is the same as Acap's Arabic level *cause my Arabic level is way worst*.I managed to communicate a bit with them.. Their names were Muhammad, Yusof, and the other two I forgot already..The one who did the sick tricks was a muscular dude, like a wrestler. Apparently, he IS a wrestler. So, I tried to ask them their training schedule so that I can observe them more. But it was so hard for the dude to comprehend my English, so I prevented my self from proceeding further...
The other 2 dudes are FUCKING SKILLFULL I tell you!! They are like both Sabree and Abudi combined! The other one dude was holding a HUGE DAMN LOOKING EXPENSIVE MODERN CAMERA while recording them!!!:O!!!! Well, sorry to disappoint u guys, but I made that all up! Muahaha! Double backflip, double/triple backfull, lies~! Just wanted to get you guys all excited for nothing, muahaha! Well, actually, the muscular dude only did a roundoff to backflip... And a backflip.. And a J-turn with both legs close to one another like Irsyad's J-turn.. The other two dudes? They only did a cartwheel and roundoff.. The camera guy dude? Owh, he recorded them using his handphone.. =P.
So, as I were talking to them, I told them that I do Parkour..They had no idea what the hell that is.. Poor Russia.. Then they told me to show them what I can do. So, I just did a simple J-turn, backflip, flashkick, sideflip, roundoff backflip.. And the dudes were saying "MasyaAllah.." After that, I see that there was no point for me to go through all the trouble of gaining their contact number and stuff as it was naturally hard for me to communicate with them in the first place.. So I simply said bye2~! Then went to the ATM to get some cash..
4 Russian dudes.. They believe that we Malaysians do not know what Wrestling is... Lol.. I wonder what is their point of view towards this country to such an extent think that we do not know what wrestling is.. =S..
Paras|te|sAnEx|stence
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